Mikey might still believe that he is out there but some of the brothers have no trace on his appearance. Mikey, Donnie, Raph believe that he is gone but imagine if one of them believes that he is out there missing. That’s what you’re focused on, kid? The fact that this franchise isn’t scientifically accurate? Oh, thank god, I thought that all the cultural watchdogs had just decided to give the Turtles franchise a pass and that no one would ever discuss the fact that the whole idea of just mashing together a bunch of words into a so-bad-it’s-good cocktail wound up producing our modern age of mass entertainment where someone makes a big dumb Frankenstein movie and a movie called Cowboys & Aliens and somehow the relatively intelligent people who run major studios think this is a smart idea because hey whatever man people went to go see something called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! But I’m glad you’ve cleared things up, annoying kid in my class, because clearly the one big problem with this whole saga is that it’s not called Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises. Heres why every canceled Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie never happened. I can imagine something happened to him in some sort of incident when they were younger that he is either dead or missing.
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